Visions Aren't Clear

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As I lie here on my sick bed [but not really, I'm just overdramatic] I was flipping through the shiny pages of my AP magazine, happy to get to the nice long article about Sonny Moore and the other 1oo bands I need to know about.
THAT MAGAZINE PISSED ME OFF!
First off: the article on Sonny Moore wasn't nice and long; it was two fucking pages. WTF? Two pages isn't enough to sum up his amazing new solo career! If you are a fan of any techno: LISTEN TO SONNY MOORE!
So yea, the article was short, but still very well-written and Sonny-filled.
SECONDLY the magazine pissed me off because most of the bands in the 1oo Bands You Need to Know list were so...boring. The same 'hot' boys with the I LOVE HERRRRRRRRR lyrics sung in a high pitched barely-through-puberty voice. I mean, AP, don't help the music industry in their downfall! I must say, though, there were a few, and I mean it ONLY A FEW good bands to listen to out of ONE FUCKING HUNDRED picked by AltPress.
Although I do love some sections in AP, such as Steven's articles, the poll each month, and a few others, I felt very disapointed in AP's choice of future music. And, I must add this: THE MATCHES??? FOR 'o8 I MEAN SERIOUSLY! I saw them live two years ago. AltPress: GET WITH THE FUCKING PROGRAM HERE! Okay, seriously I hate it when that happens. Like with the My Chemical Romance explosion! Dude, I listened to them about six months before all of the Teenie-bopper rags were covered with Gerard Way...HE'S MINE BACK OFF CUNTS. Not really, he's really Lyn-Z's.
Okay, anyways. Back to my original rant. Alt.Press: you have failed me this year! Last year's 1oo Bands List was better, but still not as great as 'o6. I found I Am Ghost and many other bands from that. But! I knew Aiden before that magazine came out. The fact of the matter is:
THE MEDIA IS SLOW! SO DON'T TRUST IT AND FIND BANDS YOURSELF AND DON'T WAIT UNTIL THEY GRACE THE COVOR OF YOUR FAVOURITE MUSIC MAGAZINE.